The editorial staff of Douglas and Main apologize in advance for the follwing picture. Two interns and a long time copy editor were fired as sacrifice to all those easily offended readers.
John B. is to blame. I have never read the Harry Potter books but I understand them to be a cross-breeding of Scripture and Hemingway that will soon replace the Bhagavad-Gita in many faith-based cultures. Humor is no excuse for blasphemy.